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Place: Tiny-person's room

Tiny-person: *sleeping on a bed shaped like a bra* oh... that feels great... *moan*

Weirda: 00 *this time... eyes pop out because of shock* Well... what would you expect from a little munchkin perv...

Tiny-person: *smiling and drooling at the same time*

Weirda: *ruffles in pocket and grabs out a huge bra and thong set packed together* god... I hope this works... *opens box and aroma of lingerie floats into air and into Tiny-person's nostrils*

Tiny-person: *sniffles* MATTHEW HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! *climbs onto all fours and crawls to the direction of Weirda* AROOOOOOOOOOO!

Weirda: *places lingerie box in front of her feet*

Tiny-person: *pounces on lingerie box and puts lingerie on and starts dancing* I'M ON FIRE! *slaps butt and starts singing* I'm... to sexy for my pants... to sexy for my shirt... to sexy that it hurts... *slaps butt again*

Weirda: 0_0 Welcome to the crazy world of Tiny-person *snatches Tiny-person into bag* MWAHAHA! *almost runs into darkness but then is stopped by none other than-*

Weirda's conscience: LOOK! IT'S JRR TOLKIEN FROM THE GRAVE!

Weirda: *looks around quickly* WHERE?!

Weirda's conscience: *somehow smacks Weirda* I need you to go and do something special about this last person... what's his name?

Weirda: *thinks* Bernard?

Weirda's conscience: No...

Weirda: *thinks again* Bernoulli?

Weirda's conscience: I don't think so... wait! I got it! It was Brian! Right!

Weirda: I thought his name was Butthole...? When did he switch names?

Weirda's conscience: THE POINT IS... IS THAT *whispers something to Weirda*

Weirda: *breaks into huge grin* YAY! *runs into darkness*

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Place: Brian's room (you're ordinary teenage room (kinda boring, huh?))

Weirda: 00

Brian: *sleeping under pink covers singing "My Little Pony" in sleep*

Weirda: *crawls towards Brian's bed and peeks* What a loser... *attacks Brian*

Brian: *wakes up and screams like the mangirl that he is*

Weirda: *massacres Brian*

Brian: *obviously dead*

Weirda: *places Brian's blood in a vial and makes the vial into a necklace and puts it around her neck* ^_^ *stands triumphantly* Now you can truly call me... *fist in air* NEWANDA!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIII *grabs a random broom* EHEHEHEHEHEHE! *"Wicked Witch of the East" music plays from the Wizard of Oz* LETS GO, MY PRETTIES! *rides to her home*

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(okay, I must openly admit that I don't really like Brian... at all. I'm sorry Brian, I just don't. It's probably a phase and I'll get over it... maybe. >_>)

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Place: Weirda's room

Weirda: *sighs triumphantly* After three Xanga posts... I HAVE FINALLY COMPLETED MY TASK! BOOYA! *Wonder woman pose*

Weirda's conscience: Now... there's one more thing you need to do.

Weirda: What? *looks around* OH, RIGHT! *kidnaps herself and stuffs herself into the bag with the others*

Weirda's conscience: ^_^ NOW I FINALLY SHALL RULE THE KNOWN WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Everybody... I think that ending kinda sucked... but 0_0 look on the bright side! It was the first story that I've ever finished! *rejoices*

BTW, ending was inspired by Larry because he suggested it. ^_^

Oh. P.S.: Roae, I have the Discordian Society Black Book. There is no need to worry about it.

HELLO! I'm continueing my randomness even though it is truthfully daylight at the moment and everybody... has somehow... escaped... 0_0 How did that happen?

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Place: Jade's room

Jade: *hugging her Tigger plushie*

Weirda: 00 *eyes.... do I have to repeat this eye thing everytime?*

Jade: *mumbling REALLY LOUDLY* LARRY! PEYTON! QUIT BEING BITCHES! *thwacks her pillow harshly*

Weirda: 0_0 She's dangerous even when she's sleeping...

Jade-chan's dog named Stoopid/Precious: *walks in and cocks head at Weirda*

Weirda: *stares back at Stupid*

Stupid: *wags tail gayly*

Weirda: 0_0U NO! DON'T...

Stupid: *runs into wall*

Jade: *wakes up* AUGH! I HAD A STUPID DREAM!

Weirda: AI! JADE-CHAN! LOOK OVER HERE! PINEAPPLE MINIONS!

Jade: *turns to Weirda's direction* WHERE?!

Weirda: *pockets Jade-chan* Hehehehehehehehehe... *off into the darkness once more*

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Place: Shmuel's room alias A DARK CREEPY FRANKENSTEIN/DRACULA-LIKE CASTLE

Weirda: 00

Lightning bolt: *strikes*

Weirda: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! *jumps out of hiding place oh-so-clumsily and clings onto something sharp and jagged* How does he sleep in such a creepy place? *turns to look at the thing she's clinging on only to realize that it's a dead boy hanging from the ceiling by the head* EEK! *starts running up the wall and clings onto the high ceiling, momentarily forgetting her fear of heights*

Lightning bolt: *strikes again*

Weirda: *lets go of ceiling* AI!!!!!! *BOOM! Weirda lands inside of an increasingly comfy cofifn and begins to relax inside* Aaaa... *coffin door slams and traps her inside* JESUS! LET ME OUT, GODDAMNIT!

kNOCK, kNOCK, kNOCK

Weirda: *freezes* 0_0 *creep organ music in background*

dRAG, dRAG, dRAG

Shmuel: *in Gollum-ish/Yiddish accent* Yessssssssss... precioussssssssss... *opens coffin lid* Vhy hello, Vierda.

Weirda: 0_0

Shmuel: Thought that you had me all tricked out, did you? *cackles evilly* Vell... think again. I told you that the Illuminati Jews vould come to get you, but vould you listen to me, you shmuck? *slaps Weirda on the forehead* NO!

Weirda: 0_0

Shmuel: So now... *satisfied face* You have received your first and final varning... NEVER TRY TO KIDNAP ME EVER AGAIN!

Weirda: *raises hand with bag*

Shmuel: 0_0 Vhat are you doing?

Weirda: *grins widely*

Shmuel: I say, vhat are you doin-

Weirda: *snatches Aku into the bag and climbs out of the coffin*  Ah yeah... I'm good. *runs off into darkness*